‘Aquaman’ Dildo Now Exists And Even Comes Scaly For Waves Of Your Pleasure

The new Aquaman film starring one hunky Jason Momoa has blessed the internet with much amusement.

After swirling up a whirlpool of hilarious edits in an attempt to “fix” its official poster, the movie has now inspired Australian brand Geeky Sex Toys to create the absurd ‘AquaMoan’ dildo.

According to the brand, this silicone dildo is by far the company’s “favorite toy yet!” Geeky Sex Toys writes on the product’s page, “’AquaMoan’ will exceed your wildest expectations with its high quality platinum silicone, scaly texture and the perfect curves!”

“Equip with a strong suction cup this toy is ready for some underwater action. Let the King of the Seven Seas swim into the deepest darkest depths of your downstairs today!”

Only 500 ‘AquaMoan’ dildos are available online at A$85 (US$61) each, so you’d better hurry lest it sells out.

[via Mashable, main video screenshot via Warner Bros. Pictures] http://www.designtaxi.com/news/402881/Aquaman-Dildo-Now-Exists-And-Even-Comes-Scaly-For-Waves-Of-Your-Pleasure/

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